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I'm the Adult

A stupid excuse for parents, who think that being an adult makes them have dominance over their kids. (Which it does, unfortunately, but still...)
Kid: Why do you get to call my brother stupid, but I can't? Parent: Because I'm the Adult. Kid: that's not a reas... Parent: (interrupts) I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A CHILD! BECAUSE IM THE ADULT!
by PablosDrugs March 25, 2020
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Adult Swim

Place were great cartoons like The Family Guy and Futurama and much anime hands out. Fun to watch, if you like cartoons but don't want lots of little kiddie crap on these days.
Futurama and The Family Guy made nothing on FOX, but on ADULT SWIM they're making more money than ever.
by Trogdor the Burninator November 2, 2003
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adult

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.
by CLEWGE October 23, 2003
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Adulthood

When you start not being able to do fun things because you gotta go to work all day, every day
My friend: "wanna go to the bar and get wasted?"

Me: "sorry buddy gotta go to work tomorrow and don't wanna be hungover"
My friend: "are you trying out this lame thing called adulthood?"
by itsthislady December 26, 2016
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Adhurim

Meaning:: To be loved or to be the best at everything without trying.

Origin: Albania
I am adhurim'd.
by Dr. James March 15, 2011
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adult garanimals

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.
Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!
by dwied August 11, 2009
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adulution

The act of evolution as an adult. You are an adult level one when you reach the legal age, but you notive there are definitely adultier adults out there. These are higher evolved adults. Unfortunately as you evolve as an adult you lose powers of energy, strength and free time...

Some known adulutions...

18 - 21: level 1 - you can do things like vote, drink or even sign contracts but you have no comprehension of how things actually work.

21 - 25: level 2 - at this level you try to pretend like you know, but really you are figuring it out... often level 2s will partner up, but don't be fooled... they are not more advanced adults... just the ones who figured out it is less crap to adult with someone else.

Levels 3 - 5 can vary in age, but you can spot them by a few key items in their life. Such items include buying a house, a child (aka energy vampires) or by formally recognising their partner through having a wedding (aka money eating party)
Hey I've just reached a new level of adulution... we bought a house!!!
by TAP89 February 11, 2018
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