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Measure a Desk

To attend some kind of function, do some kind of activity or task with your significant other that you would rather not do, but have to. An obligation that must be attended with your significant other that you would prefer not to attend but must.
"I'd love to come to your football party, but I have to measure a desk..."
by wallyTour September 21, 2009
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Awesky

An affectionate shortening of "Awesome". It rolls of the tongue far easier.
Jessica: Damn these mushrooms taste awesky!

Jayden: Yeah, totes!
by Dr. Pepper MD April 8, 2010
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adesanmi

The crown rewards me. Royalty, divinity, a crown prince in Yoruba
Adesanmi is the next to ascend the throne.
by Adefidipe February 4, 2020
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Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk)

həmp-ɪŋ-e-dɛsk

Idiom/Verb (Informal)

1. Being so consumed with ones job (and/or studies) that one actually begins to develop romantic (and/or sexual) relations with their furniture.

*The phrase originated in the early 21st century during which time a friend was defending his recently reclusive behaviors to another friend. While describing and defending these behaviors, the defense articulated that he had been studying for his MCAT and consequently "humping his desk".
*The phrase should be used in similar context during which the "humper" wishes to place extreme emphasis on his level of work.

*This phrase is often followed by adverbs such as: relentlessly, dutifully, professionally, consistently, and furiously (less frequent).

*The phrase should never be followed my adverbs such as: cheerfully, enthusiastically, or happily. If this is the case, said "humper" is stating a counterintuitive argument and is most likely being untruthful in his claims.
*Desk Humping is never fun
Wendy: "Hey John, have you seen Peter lately?"

John: "No Ms. Wendy, that dude's been Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) for weeks... Says he has some big project coming up"

Wendy: "Oh."
by sturgepurge93 February 28, 2018
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aldesko

To consume a meal, often lunch, at one's desk. Commonly used by office workers under pressure.
Q "Hey, want to go out for lunch?
A "Can't, got to finish this memo by 2. Sadly, I'll be dining aldesko".
by CA77 June 3, 2007
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Adekunbi

Adekunbi originally means a royal diadem and it is given to children in royal families.
Adekunbi's are strong people, lovers to a fault. it is not a common name.

Adekunbi is a beautiful girl with a very kind heart. Adekunbi can be very stubborn but are willing to compromise for who they love.
They can be extra shy, friendly, very hardworking and dedicated.
Her name is Adekunbi
by omo ife November 24, 2021
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Adeek

An Egyptian slang word meaning "I give you" which means having sex or 'ba3basing' (fingering) a person. Usually used to as a response to someone saying something stupid.
Some guy : Omg omg open TV Russia is attacking America with Nuclear Missiles disguised as giant dildos!!

Other Guy : Adeek. Gamed.
by Adeeko Koloko March 20, 2012
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