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You’re adopted

When a whore doesn’t want to fuck so she adopts instead of FUCKING.
Dad: Son
Son: yes, dad?
Dad: You’re adopted
Son: WAHHHHHHHHHHH
by Ydhehejdjsjskskddk August 13, 2018
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Adopted

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You are Adopted
by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019
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double adapter

A gay man in the middle of a gay threesome .
He takes it and gives it at the same time.
Timing is everything along with good rhythm.
Rod is just a giver and bob is a real taker but Ben swings both ways so he plays double adapter in the threesome.
by roodboy September 1, 2007
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adopted cat

derogatory term for calling a girl who got a new boy friend after she got dumped.
mainly use in Japan.
Greg: i've just got a girl called Naomi last Monday and she was hot!!!.
John: yeah, so? You got yourself an adopted cat, that's all...
Greg: ...fuck you
by SpeedyL June 30, 2011
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your adopted

when your a fat ugly disgrace and are wanted my some old rich white people. PS, SUCK YA MUM
by suck ur mum FAQ September 20, 2020
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adopted identical twin

Someone who is one of identical twins,but is the less intelligent of the twins,hence the term.
Uriah is Brock's adopted identical twin brother,because,unlike Brock,Uriah did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,never made the honor roll,unlike Brock,and finally,unlike Brock,Uriah did not go to college but instead decided to work after high school.

Harun is Musa's adopted identical twinbrother,since Harun,unlike Musa,did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,nor did he ever make dean's list in college,unlike Musa.
by JMC70 December 6, 2016
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Adapter cable

A 3 way sex position involving a gay man, a bisexual man and a straight women.

The bisexual man positions himself between the gay man and the woman, facing towards the woman. The gay man fucks the bisexual man in the ass, while the bisexual man does the same to the woman, so that the gay man is fucking the woman vicariously through the bisexual man, much like an adapter cable for two non-compatible wires
John and Larry want to have a 3-way with a woman, but because John is gay Larry has to play the Adapter Cable part
by IHateMyLife69420666 August 22, 2021
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