abercrombie & fitch

They made thongs for 10 year olds.

Excuse me while I choke on my own vomit.

Why the fuck did Abercrombie & Fitch think 10 year olds would wear thong panties? And what kind of parents actually buy them for their daughters?

by Borat Saghdiyev April 25, 2007

Aberzombie

a person who dresses as if they are a walking mannequin for Abercrombie & Fitch. Known as mostly white males, who travel in packs of 3 or more, who act all cool, talk about girls loudly while walking through the mall, and act more masculine than what they really are.

"I can't stand that guy, he's such an aberzombie."

Also "aberzombied": some young hottie (who just happens to look like he's from an A&F catalog) passes by you and when he smiles and says "hi" to you while passing... it puts you in a trance: you feel "aberzombied".

by Patrick Patterson August 12, 2006

Aberdeen Snowball

The act of your Blowing a load into your girlfriend or wife's mouth during oral sex. Then the girlfriend or wife transfers the load to the asshole that was hitting on her all night at the party, The very asshole that also managed to pass out at yours or her house. Completion of the Aberdeen Snowball is when said victim and Asshole is told in the morning what happened.

"Mike was hitting on Lacey last night, so after he passed out she helped me give him an Aberdeen Snowball. "

"There's nothing better than informing someone that they received an Aberdeen Snowball last night!"

by Scuba Steve 2-146th June 28, 2012

chromatic aberration

Extreme public display of bad taste in dressing, with loud and clashing colors.

Aberration. Psychology: A disorder or abnormal alteration in one's mental state.

Chromatic aberration should be taxed. No one should be allowed to assault others with such a display of extreme bad taste.
Laura is almost a perfect woman, beautiful and loaded, but she is an acute and embarrassing case of chromatic aberration.

by rperazag May 4, 2010

aberzombie

Young men and women or old gay men past 40 years old who in an effort to feel good cool or feel young resort to wearing layer upon layer of tired ass abercrombie clothing.

Don't look now but here comes an aberzombie

by Mike Jeffries March 20, 2004

aberdouche

a bro who wears nothing but abercrombie and always stinks of abercrombie cologne. also known to be a douchebag or a tool of some sort. typically a very big touchy-feely flirt, who plays with girls' emotions, but just leaves them in the end.

did you see that aberdouche up on all them girls last night?

by your one and only toolette December 22, 2010

Abercrombie Asshole

Noun; the type of guy who wears Abercrombie clothing, extremely trendy, and will not stop until everyone knows it. Also thinks he is better than anyone else. Usually a guy in a fraternity. Abbreviated: AAss.

Look at that Abercrombie Asshole with his stupid scarf.

by Glenn October 28, 2004