A sexual position in which the two partners engage in various activities of a sexual manner but don't engage in sexual intercourse.
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡*) May 15, 2013
Get the The Abstinence mug.When someone (typically a college student) has a fanciful desire to consume alcohol with some fellow mates and get crazy intoxicated, but doesn't have anyone to do so with (due to no close friends or social groups). They are most likely still an alcohol virgin because of this.
High school friend: Hey bud haven't seen you in a long time! How ya been?
Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful
High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress
Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol
High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!
Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...
High school friend: Ah, I understand.
Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful
High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress
Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol
High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!
Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...
High school friend: Ah, I understand.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 2, 2019
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The other definitions here are actually wrong.Abstinence I the act of not doing, I.e abstaining from any choice that could be perceived as immoral. This can and often does refer to sex but can also refer to alcohol, drugs, or other things.
by Kaon the Spirit December 12, 2013
Get the abstinence mug.The act of masturbating side by side with your partner. Usually practiced by abstaining couples who prefer intimacy, romance, cuddling and occasionally sucking at tits over hardcore sexual intercourse (because that officially qualifies as sinful fornication).This practice can be very effective to pacify the concerns of abstaining females who tend to accuse men of being dirty sexual pigs.
Do you know Cameron and Rachel... they have been practicing abstinence masturbation to control their need for sex... until they move on in life
by Innocent_Angel August 14, 2014
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Get the abstinence mug.Although it's the most fail-proof method of contraception, it's also the least fun. The word abstinence can mean refraining from something, e.g. abstinence from alcohol or drugs. But abstinence from sex is about as fun as watching paint dry. Various groups promoting abstinence use propaganda to get their way, such as videos of a couple having sex getting covered in horrible sores and dying in flames.
Abstinence group: Abstinence gets you into heaven! If you have sex outside of marriage, God will give you herpes, AIDS and all sorts of STDs!
Anyone with a brain: God doesn't give you herpes, unsafe sex does. Just use a fucking condom!
Anyone with a brain: God doesn't give you herpes, unsafe sex does. Just use a fucking condom!
by driftking18594 February 16, 2010
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im not fat (im 5 foot 2 and weigh 90 pounds) and im not a churchie (im an atheist, actually) and i practice abstinence
by 7}{47 0n3 p3rs0n September 21, 2005
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