abscene

Describes the chest of a ridiculously fit, cut person with a 6-pack. Portmanteau of abs and obscene.

Dude, did you see Leonidas at the beach yesterday?
Yeah man, he looked abscene. Gym must be really paying off.

by bookkake September 4, 2016

abscondo

Someone who posts at a comic message board for several reasons not related to comics, and almost never participates in the RPG set up by a Dark Knight.

Dark Knight loves abscondo, despite her underageness.

by DK January 11, 2004

abscaboobly

absolutely; Just like I like boobies!

hey playa! you tryin to hit the club tonight and check out some lovely ladies? Yo fo sho dough mang! Abscaboobly!

by Co Flo November 3, 2008

abscounded

to ban a topic from appearing in normal conversation for a specified period of time.

I have abscounded that topic.

by ChristineD February 29, 2008

abscaduving

The fine art of eating cheese in the sewer.

Aidan: Hey dude, what’s up?
Jake: Nothing much, just abscaduving.

by MsMercer September 12, 2019

Abscond

V. To act as Tom Borque would in any given situation

V. To use a long confusing word in the wrong context

He walked in and began utterly absconding in front of everyone.

When Tom pulled out pulchritudinous I knew he was absconding.

by RolTob November 20, 2019

abscannoy

interjection
1. an exclamation to be used when something is cool, snazzy, nifty, crazy, or all of the above.

"broski! i just got on the jumbotron at my pet duck's basketball game!"
"ayeeeee abscannoy!"

by s4vetheturtles:0 January 7, 2021