Abraham

That one asshole in the bible who nearly fucking slashed his kid open because "the man in the sky" told him to.
Tbh I think Abraham did massive drug
Abraham the village child sacrificer
by e2w2q2 January 10, 2017
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That Abraham was huge
by Bigdickclue March 07, 2019
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anyone named abraham has a wet 3 point jumper and can cross up noobs named mekhi
abraham is such a good shooter
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The individual who starred on Pimp My Ride. He was in season one and did absolutely nothing. If he did anything, it was counterproductive to the building of the pimped out ride.
Dammit Abraham, we can't put a midget on the dash for good luck! Go sit down somewhere. Why are you still here? We fired you five episodes ago!

Quote from Abraham: "It's a Flintstone car" (Abraham referencing a car that had a hole in the base of the driver's side)

Why don't they lock him in the shed already?
by Ari Gaf December 31, 2005
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A creepy and mysterious man that can be seen walking around the city of Germantown, Maryland any day of the week. Known as the "Germantown Stalker" or the "Big Foot of Germantown". Constantly spotted wandering aimlessly on sidewalks, shopping centers, and the Germantown Library.
"Dude I just saw Abraham while I was at Burger King."
"Seriously? I saw him the other day at the library! That guy is creepy!"
by ChuckBeee May 23, 2010
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The hottest boy you’ll ever meet. A keeper and a good one . He’s popular and his curly hair is to die for. He has a good music taste and the best boy ever. If you date an abraham , keep him .
Abraham is fine
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a gay person that likes people underage and has a small penis
Abraham is a fag
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