abortion stick

Kitchen slang. The abortion stick is the unbent coat hanger, kept in virtually every commercial kitchen in North America, for unclogging the spout at the bottom of the deep fryer and various other odd jobs. It is an important tool, despite being a piece of junk, and it's very annoying when the abortion stick goes missing.

John (peering into the filthy space under the fryer): Where the fuck is the abortion stick?
Jim: Your mom borrowed it.

by nationalfilmbored March 31, 2009

Memes.about.wrassln

A sellout instagrammer who makes memes n shit. He’s widely regarded as the best wrestling meme account on Instagram but he s u c c

Memes.about.wrassln s u c c

by Yeetmaster62 September 28, 2018

Jar of Aborted Fetuses

A “one size fits all” insult that you can call anyone when they are being a total J. A standard insult. Typically paired with jaboris or jabrone.

Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”

Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”

by Shr6k9ine October 21, 2019

abort launch

There is a point in the night of drinking when you have passed the point of no return, or you have launched. After you have launched are bound to black out, be an ass, or get into a fight. If it looks like your headed in that direction you might be able to refrain from that last drink that would put you over the edge and effectively abort launch.

Kellee told me to abort launch after she witnessed me double fisting two whiskey rocks.

Eric didn't yeld to my warnings to abort launch and ended up hitting on everyone at the bar.

by Eric Hawkinson May 18, 2006

What you know about rolling down in the Deep?

'What you know about rolling down in the Deep?' is a lyric from the hit hip-hop song 'Astronaut in the Deep' from Masked Wolf.

It is also used as a way of asking how your recent sexual intercourse went, for example:

A: I just had sexual intercourse!

B: What you know about rolling down in the Deep?

by TriplePointThree July 18, 2021

faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.

I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.

by eydryan September 20, 2011

I wouldn't worry about it

The first phrase that should pop into every /k/ommando's mind when they're in the deep, dark woods and they hear something reminiscent of footsteps in the distance. You have SKS, don't be a pussy. Definitely not a skinwalker.

Ivan: Sergei did you of hearings something?
Sergei: Yes, is probably small rodent having of fun in the leaves
Ivan: You are of right, comrade, is probably nothing
Sergai: Yes, I wouldn't worry about it

by Biffy Drecker November 22, 2015