Aaron Warner obsession

When you are absolutely head over heals for the amazing human being that is Aaron Warner

“Wow, you have such an Aaron Warner Obsession, you talk about him all the time”

by pęÿtøñ June 16, 2021

pulled an aaron

try to kiss a girl and fail, then go in for a second kiss in complete desperation and/or confusion

Hey look, did you see Conan? He totally just pulled an aaron with Rebecca Romaine Stamos.

by darkman2701 January 3, 2009

The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse

Background:
The curse was first published on Facebook August 13, 2013. The curse was placed on the day the 49ers passed on Rodgers to draft Alex Smith. Aaron Rodgers was the loyal longtime fan, the northern cali boy, the CAL boy from across the bay and its clear now by far the better QB. The niners drafted Alex Smith instead.

The Curse

The 49ers shall not win a super bowl until after Aaron Rodgers is elected into the Hall of Fame.

Wow Aaron Rodgers has been in the NFL Hall of Fame for 1O years and the niners still can't win the super bowl. The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse continues.

by Sudo V November 1, 2018

aaron carpenter

A beautiful boy who is apart of magcon, but doesn't get recognized as much as he should.
Aaron carpenter is the best thing that will ever happen too you!!!

Aaron carpenter is beautiful... He is sexy too.

by magcon lover March 24, 2014

amazon position

A position where the male, lays down on a slanted angle and spreads his legs; thus allowing the penis to occupy space. The female dominates on top as she takes the lead. Its almost reversed roles.

lets try the amazon position. ill be on top while you are on the bottom.

by Sinfultimes December 1, 2016

amazon rank

amazon rank
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Etymology: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com's website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include "Bastard Out of Carolina," "Lady Chatterly's Lover," prominent romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.

Example of usage: "I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly's Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene."

Alternate usage: "My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay."

by TheLeakyPen April 13, 2009

Aaronthaweeb

SUPER sexy tiktok creator who makes gaming and anime related videos. He loves his fans and is overly addicted to anime. He is also associated with nintendo.grl and guybehindthemask.

Hey. have you seen Aaronthaweeb's videos. He's super kawaii. ^.^

by simba1234455 October 16, 2019