aardvark

In Britain it means hard work

working construction is aardvark

by W December 30, 2003

reverse aardvark

the act of blowing a load in a girls/boys rectum and then sucking it out with your nose.

johnnny game me a wicked reverse aardvark the other day... he busted a nut in my rectum and then proceded to suck it out with his nose... must be one of his fetishes

by finky June 24, 2006

aardvark

uncircumcised penis

the guy was hung like an aardvark

by Nynja2000 April 20, 2004

aardappel

dutch translation of potato

guy 1: i got a aardappel
guy 2: the fuck does that mean

by goku4214 July 11, 2017

aardvarkian

Citizens of Aardvarkia unite under the common enemy of Santa Claus. Gather the orcs, gather the trolls. We shall defeat the elves. Christmas is Ours...!

Aardvarkians are some of the greatest of people. Strong of mind. They are the true lovers of life and freedom. Except for maybe that of Santa. The sucker lives at the North Pole with all these little things running around him and he works them like dogs.

by The Aardvarkian Minister of De October 26, 2017

Aardwolf

The Aardwolf is a mammal native to Africa that is a part of the hyena family.
Conservation status: Least concern
Genus: Proteles

Me and my brother spotted an Aardwolf while on a safari in Africa

by basil_the_third December 28, 2020

smoking aardvark

A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.

Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.

by Crobdonker March 25, 2017