aardvarkian

Citizens of Aardvarkia unite under the common enemy of Santa Claus. Gather the orcs, gather the trolls. We shall defeat the elves. Christmas is Ours...!

Aardvarkians are some of the greatest of people. Strong of mind. They are the true lovers of life and freedom. Except for maybe that of Santa. The sucker lives at the North Pole with all these little things running around him and he works them like dogs.

by The Aardvarkian Minister of De October 26, 2017

smoking aardvark

A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.

Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.

by Crobdonker March 25, 2017

ardvark

Uncircumcized penis

She smiled in excitment as she took out my 8 inch ardvark

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

aardvarking

Term for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse

Billy and Jane were aardvarking in the dugout.

by Edward Thomas Nelson III September 26, 2005

Aardvarking

The up and down snorting of contents placed anywhere on or between a woman’s pussy and asshole.

I’d enjoy aardvarking carrot cake off some Colombian pussy and ass. Not too proud to admit that.

by Palm Desert Dawg February 5, 2021

aardvarking

When two men touch their penises together tip to tip and one man rolls the foreskin of his penis over the penis of the other man. It is necessary that one man is uncircumcised.

OMG, those two dudes are totally aardvarking each other.

by minivanhalen October 3, 2010

Aardvark04

A Geometry Dash Nerd. Known for his music and love for CBT

I'm Aardvark04! A geometry Dash nerd and a CBT lover

by JustLikeMyDinYourMum October 19, 2020