Anal Sex

Definately a "Gay" or "Prison" stereotype, but is widely known to men that 1 in 3 chicks dig it up the bum which is choice for avoiding the pitter patter of little feet if your a poor student who cant afford condoms. After the first time one of the party involved is left with a slight limp and does not enjoy sitting as much as they used to.
1. As Hamish bent over to pick up his soap Cornies moved in for the kill gave him some good old anal sex.

2. Jerry spent too much money on the piss so had to have anal sex with Anny because she wasn't on the pill.

3.Charllene said that anal sex felt like a backwards poo and didnt' dig it too much but if she was drunk she would probably give it another go, especially with Mike from Accounts
by kieransmith August 01, 2008
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Fucking the ass of a woman, man or some living object till you nut inside and make them not able to walk for a couple of weeks.
Coop: "I fucked my girl's ass so hard last night she she can't even walk today, man that anal sex was rough".
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using the anus as a sexual organ.. :D
One of the marvelous sex discoveries of human kind

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if it is against the will of god...to have anal sex...then why is it such a sexy smelly hole?

Religous wife-No what are you doing.(suddenly pulls away while having sex when her husband was trying to do in there)

husband-who cares...i forget i forget..its such a sexy thing..I couldnt remember a thing in the religon book
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Guy 1: Man last night I had the best anal sex with my girlfriend

Guy 2: Wow Was it Hot and Steamy like Taco Bell?

Guy 1: Hell Yeah

LMAO
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make sure your girl takes a shit before anal sex, or better yet give her an enema
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The act of being fucked in the poop chute.

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James: It's easy, all I do is bend over and you stick your penis in my butt

Kyle: Okay, I guess...

James: Anal sex is cool bro. It's cool.
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The most painful yet pleasurable form of sex.
"'Oh, yeah. Fuck me harder.' That's what she said when we were doing anal sex."
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