wife

A beautiful intelligent female with whom husbands enter into a marriage contract. As the years pass the husband will often notice that the wife looks more and more like 'momma' everyday.

"Momma makes good biscuits and you do too darlin'" the husband said to his wife.

by Rxer November 15, 2010

Wife

An awesome and beutiful person named carmen

i love my wife♥️

by smth cool ig October 14, 2020

wife

The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.

I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.

by R. Kemp July 07, 2005

wifing it

used to explain were your friends (males) are when they should be out drinking with you

Bill - hey wheres ken?
Jack - aw he's wifing it tonight.
Bill - nob.

by yeha December 09, 2007

wife

Taker of money and souls...

Steve: Nick just got a wife!
Paul: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! We lost another one!
Steve: Yeah...

by lojhvfhjjhfjgvchujg August 07, 2011

wife

w.i.f.e.
wash, iron, fuck, ect.

Wanted: woman to be wife

by japtastic July 25, 2004

wife

Your worst nightmare.

I had a terrible wife tonight, sweated like pig!

by 32121 January 26, 2016