The cutest guy you'll ever meet. With ocean blue eyes, and dirty blonde hair. He's got a stupid side but his looks are everything. Better catch him before he's gone.
Ashlyn: OMG Mia you see that guy over there?
Mia: You mean the one hotter than july?
Ashlyn: Yeah. He's fu*kin hot.
**Keegan walks by**
Mia: OMG HE SMELLS LIKE A WATERMELON
Ashlyn: HE'S MINE BI*CH!! Byee ly
Mia: OH NOT FOR LONG HOE!! Byee ilyt
Mia: You mean the one hotter than july?
Ashlyn: Yeah. He's fu*kin hot.
**Keegan walks by**
Mia: OMG HE SMELLS LIKE A WATERMELON
Ashlyn: HE'S MINE BI*CH!! Byee ly
Mia: OH NOT FOR LONG HOE!! Byee ilyt
by tawain November 8, 2018

A (secret) sex move involving
1. A coke bottle
2. A mail box
3. A goat
4. An apple tree
5. A rope
6. A hammer
7. And a girl with big nostrils
1. A coke bottle
2. A mail box
3. A goat
4. An apple tree
5. A rope
6. A hammer
7. And a girl with big nostrils
Average Jane: My feet really hurt from last night and I smell like goat
Average Joe 1: Why?
Average Jane: Well... I was keeganing
Average Joe 2: Oh dayumm you dirty son of a bitch
Average Joe 1: Why?
Average Jane: Well... I was keeganing
Average Joe 2: Oh dayumm you dirty son of a bitch
by Secretsonofahitchilvoeufbfhfeo June 28, 2011

The coolest bitch you’ve ever met. Short and handsome. Colorful eyes and very funny. Keegan is the light of everyone’s life.
Keegan is so cool bro!
by Keegy.boy November 14, 2019

Keegan is super cute and nice and is willing to do what ever for a girl or friend. He would put his life at risk for anyone. Super handsome and amazing personality!
Keegan is a hell’s good friend
by Jeffoiscute December 17, 2019

A guy that is really funny,nice,caring,and fun. He is really crazy he can be rude. When he is you do not want to mess with him. He is a great boyfriend. He can be a good best friend. He is really fun to hang out with. Very good at basketball and baseball. A trustworthy person you tell anything to.
by Ariahfox1124forever and always May 30, 2019

by ripper542 October 4, 2008
