a crash bandicoot

recieving a blow job whilst playing on crash bandicoot

mate, my girlfriend came round last night and gave me a crash bandicoot!

by sar2k10 June 24, 2010

A crash

When a crush goes wrong…
This can happen in many ways, for example:

Being rejected, friend/sibling zoned,

Becoming too obsessed and making them hate you
You find out that your crush is a horrible person/has a terrible habit etc.
Or when you know everything about them and they didn’t know you existed.

Basically when your crush, crashes.

Jen: I love you Brad!!
Brad: Who are you…?
Jen: *in mind* well that crush turned into a crash

by Low_Wifi December 6, 2022

busting a crash

Making an erroneous claim that you’ve lost your job when in reality you got pussy whipped by a flight attendant.

After your football team loses...
How’d those Cowgirls do tonight?
Fuck y’all, I’m busting a Crash for the next 24 hours! Peas!

by kumoniwannalayu October 7, 2018

pray for a plane crash

Used to describe a situation of no hope, a hail Mary or act of God is needed. Often used for sports, when you hope the other team doesn't show up.

The Steelers are coming to town to play the Bengals this weekend, do you think Cincinnati can win?

The Bengals quarterback is out and our coach has no game plan, pray for a plane crash.

by Mastersacks July 11, 2017

Crash a party

1. Attending a party uninvited or after asking for an invite.

2. Show up at a party uninvited or self invited and do something remarkable.

Mike crashed the new years eve party in his alligator suit. In many cases nothing remarkable is planned or happens when someone claims to crash a party.

by Anonymous (not Jason Legako) January 31, 2015

gate crashing a cocktail party

When one unintentionally tags along or goes to an event that one may not be wanted at. One feels like the proverbial fifth wheel and like one is intruding and that one is not wanted. A very awkward situation.

Greg: I ended up going out to eat with Sarah's family last night.
Jeff: Really?
Greg: yeah, the problem it that it was a welcome home dinner for her sister.
Jeff: man, you totally gate crashed their cocktail party.

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Sarah: Greg gate crashed my family's cocktail party!
Georgette: bummer.

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Georgette: friends don't let friends go around gate crashing a cocktail party.
Jeff: ...awkward...

by Georgette July 20, 2008

You could survive a car crash

The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.

Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”

by cascade? September 22, 2023