Pants at a time like this?

When one has concerns bigger than the relationship between their bottoms and their bottom wears.

Dude, can you put your pants on already?! I find it strange I have to ask twice...

...Pants at a time like this?!!

by diddy kong June 18, 2011

Once Upon A Time

One of the most amazing series I've ever watched.

•If you like women go watch it 'cause of Regina and more cool females;
•if you like me go watch it 'cause of Killian and more men.

I also looove the moral and it helped me through my life and helped me overcome my fears.

- I'm watching Once Upon A Time tonight!
- Again??
- I've watched it all only 3 times! Of course!

by Bitchy.Witch February 17, 2022

Being a Timmer

A nickname used to define a pimp when you want him to sound like a fluffy unicorn.

You're being such a Timmer.

by Grace-ums April 30, 2005

Pulling a timmy

Sleeping with a married woman with or without permission.

Bro, totally pulling a Timmy tonight.

by Turboedtegy July 1, 2016

One Jack at a Time

To do a good deed. To save one from depression.

Saving the world, one Jack at a time.

by Twenty Three Yorks in my Fetus September 24, 2011

Once upon a time the end

The worst story ever.

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.

by Matt11111 September 18, 2012

Once upon a time

Once upon a time someone explained that people who say once upon a time are stupid as saying once upon a time is like saying once on a time and it is impossible to put anything on time saying once upon a time is also a waste of time just like this stupid sentence as you could just say once.

Person 1: Once upon a time...
Person 2: SHUDDUP

by weirdity February 2, 2021