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shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.
I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.
by she-nonymous February 14, 2012
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just a simple way to say someone's smart.
"that girl's smarter than a corn pickin' hen!"
by SwagMastertheeternal September 14, 2023
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Can I have a box of smarties?

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021
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Teeth like a bag of broken smarties

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.
I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.
by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013
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r.u.a. smartassdickuser

1. somebody smart, abrasive, possibly confrontational, cowardly, or just fun loving, might be aggressive, but likes to play passively.

2. urban dictionary user
3. sometimes simply just a smartass
prefix : r.u.a. is used to express R>eal A>nnoyance of U>ntangable expression, REVEALENCE of USELESS AGRIVATION
Possibly a female who is RESOLVED UNWAVERING AVENGE smart, probable does have a sexy ass amongst other bangin hot assets and wants my dick so badly that I would inevidable be powerless to resist giving it to her if she so desires, but not for the purpose of using sex to get someone, seriously don't put me in a fucked up situation. When it's over between the most likely piece of shit cheating so called boyfriend, and their issues completely resolved are in no way involved. Then this BadAss sinfully sexually apealling lady may use use use my BadAss Crazy sexy body, and everypart of me in any and everyway. She is not the only one who likes to get dunked up, smokedup, and fucked up on everything mind altering thing under the sun, which is fun and fine and all, but not to be obsessively overdone. I think that enough for me it's been stimulating mentally to say the least, so for now i am done.
there is an r.u.a. smartassdickuser playing games, out there who would not be judged or talked to in any disrepectful manner all they have to do is talk to me face to face, I believe I'm pretty kindhearted and DO NOT JUDGE OTHERS, and if i do call me on it so I don't become hypocritical.
by OutCaKtIsLand July 13, 2019
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asmart

A very loving person who is Most loved by Evan
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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