Beaten like a red haired stepchild

To have had a tank of whoopass opened on oneself.

Sean just got beaten like a red haired stepchild by Gaz!!!

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

Horny as a red deer

When someone is extremely horny all the time and constantly wants to have sex.

"I can't believe your roommate is at it for the 5th time tonight."
"Yeah, he's horny as a red deer."

by PantsOffLegsOut September 13, 2016

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

beat like a red headed step child

a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"

The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.

by mandingoe June 5, 2004

beat a red head day

beat a red head and clobber them with anything you find this day is on November 24th and lasts the whole week don't forget the bat

"beat a red head day is a day where all but the red heads are in we the non-red heads will beat the living shit out of red heads so you red heads better bleach that hair" - some guy who hates red heads

by redless faceless November 15, 2019

jump a red

New hipster slang for running a red light

"With the cops in pursuit, they jump a red to try and escape."

When approaching a red light "Don't slow down; jump it!"

by djidle July 31, 2010

pulled a red guy

freezing up when an attractive girl talks to you.

That girl was hot, can't believe you pulled a red guy.

by malarkys21 March 25, 2010