like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

let me put a one on that

when you want anyone to know who is top dog...or who has the biggest penis..

you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out

by taylor garrett May 4, 2007

Punching a one armed clown in the nose

Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.

Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.

by BigSchmuck November 11, 2020

let me put a one on that

when you want anyone to know who is top dog...or who has the biggest penis..

you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out

by taylor garrett May 2, 2007

pulled a one direction

when someone leaves and says they will come back but they never do

Anna said she was going to come back and help us with our project, but I don't know where she is. She really pulled a one direction on us.

by imtheworst December 8, 2018

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025

Usul has called a big one

Indicates the need to take a particularly large crap. Originates from the movie Dune.

"Hey bra, where ya headed?"
"To the can. Usul has called a big one."

by Jimboat January 23, 2012