madder than a mole

An old saying from midwest farm country. "I'm madder than a mole who can't fill his hole!"

"You see Jeff stub his toe? He was madder than a mole who can't fill his hole!"

by GB_Pack4 February 24, 2014

Alabama Whack-a-mole

When a man places his testicles in a girls vagina then slaps his penis on her clitoris.

"Hey Jamie, let's play Alabama whack-a-mole." "Ok Brian."

by hymee9 October 30, 2008

dick-a-mole

The act of smacking the vagina with an erect penis.

"Yeah, we dick-a-mole'd last night, but we didn't go all the way."

by just a baby February 18, 2014

scharf-a-mole

a small mammal that resembles a human, yet has an almost invisible penis. this animal get laid and masterbates too often

my god, is that a scharf-a-mole, I thought they were extinct

by Andrew Scharf April 29, 2003

Wack-A-Mole

When you're having rough anal sex to the point the person prolapses and you then attempt to beat it back in with your penis or dildo.

Jennifer prolapsed after a long anal pounding so Scott had to play a round of Wack-A-Mole.

by BlackMaj0r June 16, 2017

Whack-a-mole

When you aggressively “tap” a woman who is a someone that thinks they are all that when they only want the “D.”

I’m about to whack-a-mole.

by Supreme Doorknob April 23, 2019

Whack a mole

When you smack you dick on a prolapsed anust befor it gets sucked back down the hole.

I gave her the pink sock.. then played Whack a Mole.

by xXxenophobe February 25, 2009