Peel me a grape

A peeled grape is used to stimulate a women fun parts.

Hey big boy peel me a grape and we'll start there.

by Pauly Pepper April 23, 2022

Flag

Get the Peel me a grape mug.

Bust a Grape

(male slang): for a man to masterbate or 'jack-off' where one of his testicles 'busts'

I'm gonna 'bust a grape' on my girlfriend

by Geepers1 March 26, 2011

Flag

Get the Bust a Grape mug.

They Did Surgery On A Grape

Meme started by Hailey.Wisch in the group “crop your screenshots you godless heathen”

Exists to be obnoxious, the inside joke of many FaceBook groups.

Stephanie: Hey what’s up with the grape surgery?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
Stephanie: Yeah but why do I keep seeing it everywhere?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape

by BootyOverlord67 November 26, 2018

Flag

Get the They Did Surgery On A Grape mug.

Surgery on a grape

When someone does surgery on a grape

Oh no! We have to do surgery on a grape!

by IdidSurgeryOnAGrape November 23, 2018

Flag

Get the Surgery on a grape mug.

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.

originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.

ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."

you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)

by Phoebe and Hebe December 26, 2008

Flag