Cruz

The idiot of life. A boy named Cruz is typically of derrlick sorts. He is a bully and likes to pester people because he is an overweight, curly-haired mama's boy.

A Cruz, us the guy who will fart in class, but really sharts his pants.

by Hardtruthpain June 17, 2018

cruz

The type of guy you never want your daughter to date. Unable to carry on adult conversation or perform basic tasks of self care because his mother still rubs his bum and tells him its special and different from everyone else's. Has a horrible temper and drives fast cars i.e. Kia Optima, Ford Mustang to compensate for his comically small genitals.

My friend form work is such a cruz. He needs an intervention.

by satchmonster September 24, 2016

Cruz

a ride upon the rivera

Hey Bob, do ya wanna take a CRUZ upon the RIVERA? Do you wanna have a Maddog too?

by mike rotch March 29, 2005

cruz

The biggest faggot of all time, likes to play fortnite and after practice looks at guys dicks in the shower

“dude stop being a cruz, i’m straight”

by iziqh January 10, 2019

Cruz

The type of guy to accidently get touched by a girl and get a boner.

That guy Cruz just got an instant boner from getting touched. LOL

by AngelicPvp May 18, 2019

Cruz

A bad friend

Man look at that weirdo over there I think that he is named Cruz

by Xx_Noob master69_xX May 20, 2019

Cruz

A unloyal hoe who messes around with a bunch of girls because he thinks he’s a pimp even though he has a girl that cares for him and is always there for him even when he’s being disgusting he’s manipulative and Psychotic and has issues he ain’t heem

Cruz is a hoe

by Goodshot329 March 6, 2020