1 definition by satchmonster
The type of guy you never want your daughter to date. Unable to carry on adult conversation or perform basic tasks of self care because his mother still rubs his bum and tells him its special and different from everyone else's. Has a horrible temper and drives fast cars i.e. Kia Optima, Ford Mustang to compensate for his comically small genitals.
by satchmonster February 5, 2016