I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.
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Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?
Alex: what
Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
Alex: what
Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
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No matter how nice someone acts or good someone dresses, it doesn't change the fact that the person is at that time seen as an asshole.
Scene from Californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in.
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'
by AnaleTaart August 15, 2011
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Get the can't have a shit in detroit mug."You Can't Kill a Dead Man!" Is a popular martyr used in popular online video games. The Player has a key bound to kill themselves and at the same time say "You Can't Kill a Dead Man!". A Tactic used to piss off the opposing team, so they won't get the point for the kill, although in most games the person using it gets a suicide kill count, deducting a kill from their scores and adding a death.
Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2003.
Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2003.
*guy 1 shoots at guy 2 almost killing him*
Guy 2: YOU CAN'T KILL A DEAD MAN! *Dies*
Guy 1: Fuck you you're so gay!
Guy 2: YOU CAN'T KILL A DEAD MAN! *Dies*
Guy 1: Fuck you you're so gay!
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We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.
Enough said...
We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.
Enough said...
you can't polish a turd
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