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Zompire

A mystical creature , lives in dark shallow corners of classrooms mainly english classes far away from sunlight . Zompires sleep constantly even though it may seem that a Zompire is awake , it is asleep. Zompires are extremely sensitive to sunlight mainly due to their addiction to roacutan as well as the fact that they sleep all the time and hardly see sunlight . Zompires are carnivorous creatures that feed off the blood of human beings and human brains aswell due to the fact that they are essentially a mix breed of a zombie and a vampire and so they both hiss and make droning ghost type noises . When approached by a zompire do not panic , just use whatever light you have , shine it on the zompire and it will instantly turn to a pile of ash. Zompires main language is Dossish wchich consistof a series of the word doss eg: doooossed doooooosed dooooosed which means , im a zompire i will drink your blood , and eat your brains fear me.
Holy shit thats a zompire in my english class, oh no worries i will just open the blinds and he will turn to dust !
by Dr Doubell September 13, 2010
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Zomp

To violently molest, or fondle.

To violate.
Han: You totally just zomped that exhaust port with that proton torp.

Luke: Word.
by Ganemi August 10, 2006
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zoompa

when a teacher gives an a+ to someone on a test
Bro my teacher gave me a zoompa on my test
by Jiggy_rama May 1, 2018
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zomped

being wasted out of your mind if your stoned or drunk. completely road-off
man that weed is wack im fuckin zomped
by krystal~lee October 4, 2006
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Zoompressured

Being encouraged to do something you wouldn’t normally do (like Karaoke) whilst on a Zoom call.
Oioi - he's being Zoompressured into it !
by OdgIT December 18, 2020
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zomph

To smell the gases produced from a fart.
ahhh...I just farted in bed the zomphed it all up under the sheets.
by Zebadee32 August 23, 2006
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Zompopapoolas

A creepy douchebag who is of native american decent. Hails from the yup yup tribe. Have been know to be "high-revers" Good at supplying alcohol to everyone. Most Zompopapoolas's drive gay ass Ford Rangers. Generally used as an insult.
YUP YUP YUP YUP P90X TURBOENCABULATOR!

You fucking Zompopapoolas!
by The DangerZone February 1, 2010
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