Zooted

To be fucked up, or to fuck up.

“Dude your so crossed are you ok?”
“Man I’m so Zooted right now, I don’t even know.”

by clinicaly gay January 29, 2019

Zooted

High on most likely weed
a funnier way to say high

Harry Styles was zooted you could tell because his pupils were large

by Directionergoncrazy September 3, 2020

Zooted

When Sandy gets really high and starts to get cringe

Yo bro I’m so zooted

by Blrmrsl December 26, 2021

Zooted

Way beyond being Under the influence of marijuana

“Bro im so zooted rn”

by Kimbo727 October 16, 2019

Zooted

To be high under the influence of PCP.

I was so zooted I heard the color green.

by tweak²³ February 28, 2004

Zooted

Fresh: Nice Gear. Hella Fresh

I got these new Js: Im Zooted!

by BreezyBre May 25, 2008

Zooted

Being extremely high from either smoking too much weed or wax, or being gone off some xanax.

Bro, I just dropped a bar and took a dab, I'm fucking zooooted right now.

Bro I just faced an A blunt and popped a xan and I'm fuckin zooted.

by Jbabes September 18, 2014