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Zooliner

When one quotes one of the many timeless lines from the movie "Zoolander."
"You think you're too cool for school, but I got a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite, ....you aren't."

"No more Zooliners!"
by youngmc2 August 16, 2009
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zoolandering

A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Le Tigra, Blue Steel, or Magnum).
J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.
by R. Dubb December 9, 2008
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zoolandering

A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Blue Steel or Magnum).
J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.
by R. Dubb April 8, 2008
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Zoolandered

when people die in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos
Shit, we were on our way to get orange mocha frappaccinos but we blewup instead. We were totally Zoolandered.
by Rick James IV May 1, 2015
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Jew Zealander

Someone who originates from New Zealand and is also a cheapskate. It is a well know fact that these people are thrifty.
"Hey Gil, it'd be choice if that beer was a little cheaper.
..Man your such a Jew Zealander"
by Elmuchos April 25, 2006
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Zoblunder

Short for "Zoblunderdabrundussette", To Zoblunder is to pee while pooing. The meta strategy for saving the maximum amount of time while going #2.
Almost out, I'm in a zoblunder.
by JJSLIDA-JOYCONBOYZ October 5, 2023
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