zookah

A Zookah is a type of kind, cute fish that has bulging eyes and a mouth like no other. A Zookah is a companion for life and it is always willing to play with you and help you succeed at anything. Zookah’s are friendly and approachable.

Damn, that’s one absolute Zookah of a man

by WasTokyo October 8, 2020

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zolah

a sexy beast, a hacker, massive dick and has got a youtube channel called zolah

hes such a Zolah

by i hate niggerzzzz broo June 25, 2017

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zoolander

Mild entertainment to pass the time.

I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

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Zoolander driver

someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling

person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"

person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."

by Kbrod June 10, 2011

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zoolander

The definition of Zoolander according to eponymous movie is "an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron". In the movie, Zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.

This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"

After yet another penalty, Cristiano aka Penaldo, did his Zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.

by Zeus is the Lord August 13, 2016

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