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See the spunk shuffle

When a women keeps her leg closed and shuffles to the toilet to prevent spunk leaking out of her
His mum saw me doing the zoidberg last night, i couldent look at her in the morning

I had to d the spunk shuffle all the way down the hall last night.
by Jamie Foxall March 1, 2008
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The Zoidberg

During intercourse with a partner ask them: "Would you like to see me drink my own cum from a glass?"

If "Yes" is replied cum in the glass and proceed to raise the glass to your mouth as if to drink...

Suddenly and quickly throw the glass of cum in your partners face. Then run away naked making the same "wub wub wub" noise and Dr Zoidberg (from futurama) while also running in a crab like motion
by Blind Light green July 29, 2009
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Anal zoidberg

The sexual act of swallowing ink and eating your sex mates pussy and so she queefs the ink at your face.
I anal zoidberged the hell out of that girl last night
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
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Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

A lovely, flabbergasted fellow who owes an apology to a friend.
Wow dude that was a total Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

Wow sorry man I really owe you an apology.
by Mleahy39 May 5, 2018
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Zoidberger

Synonym for God.
Unrelated to Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.
I love Zoidberger, he is so amazing.
by ship_fan June 15, 2021
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Zuidberg

To pull a Zuidberg: To search news in the depths of the internets, only on topics regarding penisses, women, strange and weird news, and fabricate it "zuidberg style" into news for the public.
Zuidberg' enourmous vocabulary knowledge and sheer genius lets him create words as "strapatsen" "publiekstrekker" "klavotz" and the all time favourite: "Klabanus"
by w00die April 11, 2010
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Zoidberging

The act of walking up to someone (preferably a woman or large man), holding your hands like claws and pinching their nipples. After this is accomplished the person then must scuttle away while shouting 'wobobobobob' alá Futurama's Dr. Zoidberg.
Mary: Oh hello Stan...WHAT THE! OWW! MY NIPPLES!
Stan: Wobobobobob!
Mary: Stop Zoidberging people Stan!
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