Zinke 3000

A Zinke 3000 is the updated Version of the Zinke 2000 and the oldest version, the Zinke 1000.

Equipped with a SemiAutomatic Navigation Device, supported by a Cache-O-mat, the Zinke 3000 is a reliable unit for many users.
Still, there are many unexplored functions of the Zinke 3000, waiting to be released.

The only way to destroy a Zinke 3000 might be a Schweinehaufen.

The Zinke 3000 has led us to the Pfandabgabestelle. No Schweinehaufen has destroyed him YET.

by ColaKracher June 30, 2011

Josh Zink

A 13 year old boy attracted to minions and despicable me

Boy 1: it’s josh zink

Boy 2:shit.

by Echo-Snake2 April 20, 2023

zinked

Another word for tripping, Often used to describe something that requires you to overthink or cant explain; can be used to describe the altered state of mind whist under hallucinates.

Person 1 : Man, thats so trippy
Person 2 : Nah its so zinked

Person 1: Don't you ever wonder about .....
Person 2: Fuck I've never thought of that, dude that shits zinked.

by rubz00 May 3, 2014

Zink

People who request a Zoom link to a meeting a few minutes before the meeting is scheduled to start.

We had two Zinks this morning for our meeting.

by MisterZen July 19, 2021