Zing

The feeling one gets after a nice line of blow.

Euphoric feeling you get after snorting.

Example 1:

Subject A: *snort* *snort*

Subject B: How is it?

Subject A: ZING!

Example 2:

*snorting*......ZING!

by Snorterman March 15, 2011

zing

The act of sabotage on one's computer when they go away for a short or long period of time. The actions you can tke include:

-removal of the mouse ball
-unplugging power cords
-turning off of one's monitor
-adjusting the brightness and contrast on the monitor so the monitor appears to be off
-opening multiple error windows
-opening of CD drives
-unplugging of mouses/keyboards
-opening a internet porno site
-etc.

"Damn, you jackasses zinged me..."

by Jimmi April 11, 2005

ZING

A brief Sexual Encounter sometimes followed by breakfast, but not always.

An attractive person of the opposite sex

A slutty or whoreish person (sometimes)

"Look, there go a couple of ZINGS!"
"So did you ZING that girl last night or what?"

by MarzBarz12 January 22, 2009

Zing

(Interjection) A word used when a joke is only funny to the person that tells said joke and has no real relevance to the conversation currently at hand.

Guy 1: Man, that burrito I had last night was awesome!

Guy 2: Yeah, just like your mom!

Guy 1: Zing...

by Jewcore February 21, 2009

zing

describing something of such great wonder and astonishing characteristics emphasizing the -zing in amazing.

The stars are zing tonight.
Man that stripper last night was zing.
You are zing.

by zzinger July 5, 2010

Zing

A non-fatal electric shock

"Damn I just got zinged by that electric cable, dagnammit!"

by Evfedu April 9, 2006

zing

Getting a penis in the mouth

i.e. raped orally

"Man, Dave's been getting zinged a lot tonight"
"Yeah, I hope he uses mouthwash"

by Fred March 27, 2005