zert

Zombie Emergency Response Team.

Call the ZERT, he's got an arm off.

by benisman November 25, 2011

zeroth impression

The impression that you get from someone before you actually meet them, including impressions made by clothes, style, and rumors.

Bob: From what she was wearing and what I heard about her, the zeroth impression I got was that she was a slut. But when I met her she seemed really nice.

by darkshaddow42 June 11, 2010

zarth

NOUN
1: shortened form of zarthaniel

Hey zarth, what's up?

by zarthaniel March 20, 2004

zert

A word for dessert, if you're too lazy to say the whole word.

Free zert on your birthday!

by Pie Lady September 3, 2005

Mega zert buss

An extremely high and or wasted person that is a puss or a pussy in a safe environment such as school so that authorities(teachers) won't understand.

Wow. You are high and you won't eat that apple off the ground? You are a mega zert buss.

by Johnsmith525 August 3, 2008

zert

persian or farsi word for fart

"zert with the wind"
"fart with the wind"

by piratemimi December 27, 2006

zeith

A very kind person

Guy #1 - Oh look its Zeith the most kindest person alive 😲!

by Goldenmotherfawker November 25, 2021