zenfucked

The study of Eastern spiritual philosophies for shallow personal gain.

Phil Jackson zenfucked his players into believing Championship rings are Enlightenment.

The book The Tao of Golf ia a zenfucked little statement about the "inner" game of golf.

by Robert Parsons December 31, 2008

Zenu

He is a human and not an adjective

Hey Zenu, you are a cool human ✔

I am about to get full zenu on you ❌

by DanielTr April 6, 2018

Zenu

A word to rhyme with menu when you don't have anything else in mind when a kid named Colby pressuring you

"Menu more like Zenu"

by Thunderbeta76 May 28, 2018

zenjoy

To partake in or experience calm pleasure. e.g. massage with a happy ending.

I hope you zenjoy your massage.

by ‪problématique‬ June 28, 2018

Zenub

When you love a girl but you are gay so you get fucked by a man who fucked said girl.

Faggot: "Wana zenub?"
Chad Nigga: "No homo."

by BigNiggaFaggot March 7, 2019

zenjerryka

A Future Architect.

“Hey do you know who made this design?”
“Yeah! Zenjerryka made it.”

by Blackanemonewhite January 29, 2020

Zendugula

A large penis from a black man.

I would like to give her my Zendugula but she’s playing

by Secret_Shhhh. January 4, 2021