Zing

A unit of penis measurement, equal to approximately .15 of an Imperial inch.

Dude, I accidentally saw his cock at the urinals......he must be packing a cool 53 Zings down there...

by Alastair Crowley III October 4, 2017

zing!

Usually a sarcastic remark to a very lame joke. Can be used immediately after the punchline or a brief pause after the punchline---timing is of the essence. Originally coined in some cartoon I can't remember.

Mr. X: "Knock, knock..."
Mr. Y: "Who's there?"
Mr. X: "Anita."
Mr. Y: "Anita, who?"
Mr. X: "Anita Bath! ......zing!"
*Y punches X*

by air22 August 19, 2006

zing

A word similar to owned, but better.

Frank: I hate pretending the play our intruments (on the set of music videos), I feel like Ashlee Simpson....ohhh zing!

by AshrrKlls July 13, 2007

Zing

1. The word you say when someone is uberdissed.

1. "Your mom's Cuban!"
"ZING."

by Ella (Grace) in Your Face May 13, 2005

Zing

/zɪŋ/ Exclamative;
1. A noise made when a person, place, or thing is discriminated against in a humorous manner.
2. A sound describing that of sharp objects being flung through the air.

Hey. These eggs are a little hot. I'd like them a little colder. Cold. Like your heart. Zing!"

by Margh October 12, 2008

Zing

A word used to describe something that is amazing, incredible, totally sour, totally mordor. Derived from the word amaZING.

That band we went to see last night were so zing.
You are perfection, you are so Zing.
Last night I had the most Zing sex.

by Danuth August 14, 2011

zinging

when something is postitely spiffing. a way too express the joy and emotion one feels at any specific moment.
think of it as a orgasm for your mouth. slips off the tounge.

this is the zing man
this is zinging
your mother is zinging in bed.
papa smurf is the blue zing

by mary queen of scots (sm) April 5, 2008