A crack head guy who's a bit addicted to caffeine and staying up late but will always be there for you
by c4ts4lif3 December 16, 2024
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After months of fatigue and low immunity, the doctor recommended bu-zhong-yi-qi-tang to help restore her energy and strengthen her digestive system.
by Not_Dragon February 16, 2026
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the worst fucking way of insulting a japanese-chinese....trust me, it never ends well. unless you want to become a corpse, simply don't say "ching chong bing zhong guo ni hon engurando" in front of a japanese-chinese. if you're gonna say it regardless, then bring an strong armor.
japanese-chinese kid: hi!
legally retarded kid: ok ching chong bing bong zhong guo ni hon engurando
japanese-chinese kid: *takes knife* say sayonara.
legally retarded kid: ok ching chong bing bong zhong guo ni hon engurando
japanese-chinese kid: *takes knife* say sayonara.
by The original sillygirl.png April 4, 2023
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by Rickroll13203d June 18, 2023
Get the Jun Hong Zhong mug.this is a famous Genshin Impact ship that usually has Childe as the bottom we rarely see him as the top. Zhongli is mostly top for no reason the fandom probably likes it.
by sussynugget October 13, 2022
Get the Zhongchi mug.The Geo Archon, broke but extremely skilled, aka "Daddy"
People often wonder how could a Geo character apply the "wet" status, especially to people in real life.
A Poem and Chant written to summon Zhongli:
Oh twink lord barbatos please make Zhongli come home to me
May the winds of the anemo archon guide him home
Oh shiny tartaglia make zhongli come home to me
May your waves guide him along the wind
Oh beautiful keqing make zhongli come home to me
May your storm lead the way
Oh queen ningguang make zhongli come home to me
May your rocks build the path
Oh zhongli please come home
May the geo archon finally come back
All Mighty Adepti of Cloud, Moon, and Mountains, steady our hearts to prepare
The Geo Archon's Arrival
Amen
People often wonder how could a Geo character apply the "wet" status, especially to people in real life.
A Poem and Chant written to summon Zhongli:
Oh twink lord barbatos please make Zhongli come home to me
May the winds of the anemo archon guide him home
Oh shiny tartaglia make zhongli come home to me
May your waves guide him along the wind
Oh beautiful keqing make zhongli come home to me
May your storm lead the way
Oh queen ningguang make zhongli come home to me
May your rocks build the path
Oh zhongli please come home
May the geo archon finally come back
All Mighty Adepti of Cloud, Moon, and Mountains, steady our hearts to prepare
The Geo Archon's Arrival
Amen
by Heh you thought huh nice try December 1, 2020
Get the Zhongli mug.A man claiming to be the funeral consultant of the wangsheng funeral parlor, but is actually a delicious dragon god with the fattest ass in gaming history. His magical schlong, when summoned, is able to kill enemies, giving him the nickname of big dong zhong or schlongli.
Most times he defeats gods just by standing there ,watching his enemies nut to death because he’s so sexy. His sex appeal will have you on your KNEES and vomiting your entire life savings. Your life now REVOLVES around him. He is your god now.
It doesn’t matter that he’s a senior citizen on life support who commits embezzlement, you have peepaw issues and gilfs are hot.
Most times he defeats gods just by standing there ,watching his enemies nut to death because he’s so sexy. His sex appeal will have you on your KNEES and vomiting your entire life savings. Your life now REVOLVES around him. He is your god now.
It doesn’t matter that he’s a senior citizen on life support who commits embezzlement, you have peepaw issues and gilfs are hot.
Metaslave: “Bro Zhongli sucks, he barely does damage.”
Enlightened Zhongli simp: “Bitch have you seen that big dick and fat ass? He’s getting more pussy than anyone in the game. So, Mihoyo nerfed him to balance it out.”
Metaslave: “Oh shit yeah...now I kinda wanna suck him off ngl.”
Enlightened Zhongli simp: “Bitch have you seen that big dick and fat ass? He’s getting more pussy than anyone in the game. So, Mihoyo nerfed him to balance it out.”
Metaslave: “Oh shit yeah...now I kinda wanna suck him off ngl.”
by Zhongslilcumrag January 16, 2021
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