During anal intercourse with a select female (or male), empty your entire bladder into her (his) anus. After completion, have her (him) turn around and crap that bum pee out - sometimes onto you.
After Earl left last night, I pounded his wife in the ass and cleaned her out with The Yugoslavian Enema.
by WayneDarcy January 19, 2009
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Typically, a Yugoslavian shower would be practiced by gypsy women, and western European women, or anyone else who may enjoy brewing a wretched body odour.
by Mikey Lein December 16, 2011
Get the Yugoslavian shower mug.The act of a woman repetitively pulling a mans erection in a voilent manor such to create rips and or tears in the penis.
guy 1:"Dude that chick is totally checking you out"
guy 2: "I dunno im still really sore from the yugoslavian yanker hulga gave me last night"
guy 2: "I dunno im still really sore from the yugoslavian yanker hulga gave me last night"
by robotron12 February 10, 2010
Get the Yugoslavian Yanker mug.A multi-ethnic land west of Patrickstan ruled by Marshall Yuno. Marshall Yuno maintains order in his country with policies that are tough but fair and pursues an independent foreign policy.
Yunoslavia has yet to return Patrickstani secret agents who were caught at the border. The agents were found after they had spent several hours pogoing in front of at 10 ft. security fence in a sad attempt to jump it.
by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P May 6, 2005
Get the yunoslavia mug.bobert: yurrrr rawbert my realseph Broseph, legitimate as fuck you wanna go yugoslavian fishing for some cod clips?
rawbert: fuck nah chit im a fucking quaker, im railing these boys 60 - 0 on aerowalk man, this'll be in my new fragmovie
rawbert: fuck nah chit im a fucking quaker, im railing these boys 60 - 0 on aerowalk man, this'll be in my new fragmovie
by movebert August 21, 2022
Get the yugoslavian fishing mug.A great contry that dissapears because of some mosquito bite or something idk, I'm not a fucking history nerd
by Destroyer of babies August 21, 2022
Get the Yugoslavia mug.Vastly different than the French kiss, the Yugoslavian kiss offers more of an exotic, mind blowing experience. First, both people participating in this kiss get on their knees. In every household that participated in native Yugoslavian culture is a bowl of room temperature oatmeal by the front door. The dominant one takes a swig of the oatmeal and swishes it around their mouth. They then forcibly spit the oatmeal into the other ones mouth. The least dominant one eats a raw clove of garlic to solidify their disgusting nature. Then the can of sardines gets involved. Sometimes people will use anchovies, kipper, oysters, and tuna. The largest sardine is carefully chosen from the tin. The rest get thrown away as they are undesirable and useless. A man named Stephen Hawking blesses the sardine with a lugie. The two bite on each side and share it between their mouths as they kiss. The lesser dominant one must swallow the sardine whole when the kiss comes to an end. They both stand up, shake hands, and say the sacred statement of "The kiss was nice, next time bring rice, to hide in my fat rolls." As beautifully as the kiss started, they must depart now.
I witnessed a Yugoslavian Kiss at a wedding once. It was the most majestic activity I've ever seen. Long live Yugoslavia.
by hellobello January 7, 2024
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