Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

Your mom

A maternal insult (also referred to as a "yo mama" joke) is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother.

"Your Mom is so fat when she got on the scale it said, I need your weight not your phone number." Alec joked.

by TheRealQuenCrew March 7, 2019

Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts

"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"

by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018

Your mom

Gay

A human being:your mom is gay
Someone with a mother that is not gay:no u

by JacrispyFriedChicken July 2, 2018

Your mom

Gay

Your mom gay

by Boi boi boi boi boi boi February 13, 2019

Your mom

The most badass comeback after you've been roasted by your mates.

My mate: Lol go commit bath toaster
Me: Your mom xd
My mate: oh jesus that was a bit too harsh

by Runiga September 19, 2018

Your mom

Lots of yo mama jokes

who the heck is that?
Your MOM!!!

Dude, yo mom is so fat she makes the moon look like a midget.

by Cheetah_speed119 July 19, 2019