shaking the yoghurt

Pleasuring oneself

Q. Where's Jay?
A. Jokingly. Probably hiding shaking the yoghurt!

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

Hot fish yoghurt

The special paste requied for a pearl necklace. Salty tonsil cream. Man seed. A good accompaniment for a tuna taco.

I spilled my hot fish yoghurt all over her face.

by TERRY FUCKWITT August 14, 2003

Yoghurt Rifle

Male Genitalia

"you've put yoghurt everywhere with your yoghurt rifle"

by itchyscrot July 14, 2003

yoghurt truck

1:A load of jizz
2:A cock, as it transports the yoghurt

I crashed the yoghurt truck into my girlfriends face last night!

by Chest August 3, 2003

Yoghurt In The Pocket

Used to tell someone they have just been practical joked. Popular in our local area but believed to have spread to a wider audience.

'Yo Josh'
'Fukin What Bitchs?'
'Man Charley just got Yoghurt In The Pocket !'
'Ah Fuk, Not Again'

by Josh Billabong February 5, 2008

bollock yoghurt

Seminal fluid, semen.

"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.

by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003

Yoghurt-cock

The term given to somones penus when it has had so much sperm coated over it that it actually begins to turn white and smell of fruits.

"Did you have intercourse with Eric?"
"No, he's got a well bad yoghurt-cock"

by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007