yeh-tee noun, plural – yetis
1. A bipod mammal indigenous to the Canaan Valley Ski Areas of West Virginia characterized by bright hunting attire, Carhards, arctic
ninja masks, denim jeans tucked into the ski boots, or Starter jackets and a complete inability to ski. These aloof creatures generally have poor dental care as a result of eating rocks as cubs (this condition is known as Summer Teeth).
Like their banjo playing fair weather kin, the diet of the yeti consists of mayonnaise sandwiches and Miller High
Life. Yetis attract mates (usually within their immediate
family) utilizing the Yeti Tuck-Wedge. See Yeti Tuck-Wedge. While difficult to find, the Yeti is not a bright or crafty creature and can be easily captured by challenging them to a Yeti Downhill or setting up a
Money Booter Yeti
Trap.
Check out the yeti chasing his ski down the hill!!!
Look at that yeti's summer teeth, looks
like he can eat
corn-on-the-cob through a picket-fence.
Yetis really piss me off!
Salamander it is
like a yeti yard sale today.