Yarn Gargler

one who perform felatio.

That bitch loves to deep-throat. She is a Yarn Gargler!

by Johnny Toilet November 20, 2003

Yarn Head

One having hair or a head resembling a Cabbage Patch Kid, generally accentuated by thin lips forming a line mouth.

That kid looks like one of those dolls from the 80's, what a yarn head.

by Booger Smith December 21, 2008

Yarn-valanche

a Yarn-valanche apparently consists of a veritable avalanche of yarn or other crocheted items. These could include anything from a knitted sweater, to a comfy blanket or even a simple ball of yarn.

Dwight: Hey man wanna go to Wawa and shoot craps in the alley way?

Gerald: Nah' man, I gotta clean out my closet. It's full of sweaters and comforters my grandma be knittin' for me. It's like a Yarn-valanche in there yo!

Dwight: A'ight man, dueces!

by Jedibean April 18, 2010

Yarn whip

A whip made of yarn

Guy 1: That dude just tried to whip me with his yarn whip

Guy 2: He should get a more effective whip

by BinaryClock July 11, 2017

Yarn Barn

The unfortunate collection of lint and fur found in an old man's belly button.

When dad took off his shirt at the beach, it looked like the Yarn Barn was having a sidewalk sale.

by Norwegian Huckleberry April 18, 2020

yarn diet

When a crafter is financially broke and cannot afford to buy more yarn.

Until I pay off all of my bills I have to go on a yarn diet. This sucks because I saw some really yummy yarn on sale.

by yarnchick August 19, 2012

Yarn Ball

A ball of yarn.

Person: "Um."

by Evil October 18, 2003