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A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.
Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??
by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025
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What I say after I get a good rim job.
"Damn, Bob you've got me clean there"
by RimJob420 November 22, 2016
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whats you got for me

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whats you got for me - chavs shout this to passers by and often feel there ''pockets''
'' yo yo yo whats ya got for mi dirty greb?''
by nik brennan May 13, 2005
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a stupid tiktok audio. Used when you see a bug right beside you and say this when you jump 6 ft into the air while you run or when you get a C- and can’t be bother enough
Pico: My ice cream melted
The pedo uncle: Nah fuck that! All you niggas got me fucked up! All yo mamas got me fucked up! now suck my dick like you sucked that ice cream i bought you
by Caffeinataed April 19, 2021
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you dont got me

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When ones paper is low and you need the homeboy/girl to line you upor just need a little help with your funds
if your homeboy has somthing you want/need and you dont have simply say,"you dont got me"?
by witsend253 February 28, 2008
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It means I cannot answer your question because I just don’t know it.
For example: Harry, How many miles are there in 5 kms? You've got me there.
by Hahne from Curitiba Brazil November 3, 2017
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1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
by DUWBAT October 27, 2013
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