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thats why yo mama dead

dead as hell. what shoes she got in her casket?
by thats why yo mama dead September 27, 2020
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Yo Mama Reflex

To use Yo Mama jokes without any intention to and without any thought process.
Jenny: Oh my god. There's a dog on fire outside!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!
by Swid January 12, 2006
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Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!

That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
by GroominGabe February 24, 2015
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save the drama for yo mama

It's telling someone to stop yappin', stop complaining about what's wrong with this, what's wrong with that, and why you've got it so hard.
I don't want to hear your sob story; save the drama for yo mama!
by BinkyJoe October 24, 2005
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Yo mama

is fat.
Yo mama so fat she needs cheatcodes for the Wii Fit.
by Maxgamer345 February 26, 2022
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yo mama so fat

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yo mama

1. A phrase used as a formal declaration of defeat. For example: "Kenneth replied 'yo mama' when he realized he could not counter his opponent's point."

2. The principle part of a "Yo Mama" joke, usually entailing a description of your mother being so "something" that "something" occurred as a result.
1. Amy: You're so ugly!
Gwen: Yeah, well so's YO MAMA!

2. "Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!"
"Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund."
by Ben September 10, 2003
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