Xander

Xander is a boy who knows what he believes in and isn’t afraid to be himself, he is always there for those that he lives and won’t miss a day with out laughing. He is very athletic and kind to all. And brightens everyone’s day.

Xander is just so amazing

by It’s me ma dudes June 3, 2018

xanderisms

Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality

-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"

by yerawizardharri November 24, 2010

Xaiden

A boy with a big, kind heart. His head in the clouds, skipping through parks and stopping to listen for the pretty birds. He is sweet and loved and has many passions.

But that’s all a persona. This kid likes to get hot and heavy. The ladies have seen him perusing and catching a word of his manly scent leaves them horny for days. He’s mysterious and edgy and brooding. You can’t get enough of this hot piece of meat. Some call him a mix of Tyler Joseph and Dom Harrison, some call him a God. Either way, you know who he is. He’s Xaiden.

Boy: “Oh man that Xaiden is so cool! I want to be him.”
Girl: “He is! I want to date him. Can I get a haiyyyyaaaa!!”

by Ur_l8_m8 ;) April 16, 2020

xander tufts

an Asian that is smart of course. goes to a crappy school and wishes he was like his peers

xander tufts he so asian

by unkown696969 September 20, 2022

Xanderize

Xanderize- derived from the great and awesome super hero of legend, Xander, that can solve all problems through his uber cute looks and lammiedoodle offerings.

1.to create peace in a time of turmoil with the use of either love or lammiedoodles.

2. to calm a person down who is uptight or mean usually through the offering of licks on the face, lammiedoodles, or other soothing methods.

Feel the power of Xander and be xanderized.

by BatGirl October 17, 2006

xander crews

Killface's nemesis in the Adult Swim cartoon Frisky Dingo.

Also Awesome X and Barnabee Jones' alter ego

Xander Crews: My penis fills an entire tall boy!

by All that is May 19, 2007

Xander

Short for Alexander, Xander is a name that comes from the latin word megacockis. A Xander's penis ranges from 7 inches to 9 inches long. Most people don't know that a Xander is secretly a wizard.

"Have you seen that guys penis?"

"No, why?"

"He must be a Xander, its at least 7.5 inches long!"

by CircleJerk1224 May 11, 2013