wasband balls

The condition where a man's testicles take on the peculiar scent of Krispy Kreme donuts after a divorce.

I went to visit Joe to see how he was doing after the divorce and noticed all of his towels smelled like donuts. It must be because of his wasband balls.

by A L F January 6, 2010

wusband

ex-husband

I used to be so into my "wusband"!

by thekitty November 22, 2011

wusband

A man that you used to be married to that you now want nothing to do with.

He's my "wusband" as in that was my husband.

by ithinkiamfunnyandiamright October 17, 2012

Wusband

The wifely husband in a same sex relationship/ marriage

When my lesbian friends got married, one referred herself as the wife and her partner referred to herself as the wusband.

by kraykris July 4, 2015

[Wasband]

Wasband: the man who was previously your husband. A man who was a husband. A friend going through a divorce wanted a new word to describe her ex.

Zak is my wasband, we were divorced 3 years ago.

by Alltall August 14, 2017

Wasband

Used to be husband.

There goes my wasband, riding his bicycle.

by Tinatazmania May 28, 2018

Wusband

When you married a man and divorce him and he changes to a woman

My Wusband has the kids this weekend.

My ex husband Amy is now my Wusband

by Agatha63 August 12, 2018