Brown Wormhole

When the cheap one-ply sheet of toilet paper your mom buys breakes in the middle and your finger comes into direct contact with your asshole.

Man i got to start buying better tailet paper i gave my self a Brown Wormhole this morning.

by KurciSuNamMlohavi March 17, 2025

Vegan wormhole

When two people that love each other very much get a long tree branch and stick it up each others ass holes. Then the man of the relationships kills himself.

Give me a Vegan Wormhole daddy

by duncannn November 28, 2018

Wormhole

The state of being absolutely obliverated with alcohol

Last weekend Seth and I were so far up down wormhole

by Guyguy 88 July 23, 2017

Wormhole Wank

When you stick a worm in your urethra and you have to ejaculate it out before it crawls in.

Mom: Jordan, do the damn dishes!
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!

Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?

by jillstobbs_ April 19, 2018

open the wormhole

To fist a male urethra

"How was the male on male sex?"
" Pretty wild. He sat on a plug, had me lube up my hand and forearm then I proceeded to open the wormhole"

by Farn Darngins September 29, 2020

no u wormhole

The ultimate comeback to no u blackhole

1: Hello mate
2: Hi. Btw dude your mom gay.
1: No u
2: No u infinity
1: No u blackhole
2: No u wormhole

person 1 instantly dies

by Your mom geiii October 3, 2018

Sneaky Wormholes

Those little blips in space and time that objects you drop or even just set down fall into, and what should be right in front of you on the floor or table is now 6 feet away and under the couch.

"Where is the remote? I just had it!" *tosses all the couch cushions, looks under table* WTF? I just saw it drop here ! Sneaky Wormholes! ----- 20 minutes later....WTF? How did it get under the TV stand?

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017