Woodstock Woodpecker

An act in which whilst having sex with your girlfriend or wife, your dog (usually a Pug) sneaks into the room and starts licking your ass.

Me and Shirly were getting it on the other night, when out of nowhere, her Bull Mastif starting giving me a Woodstock Woodpecker.

by Snowy Dragon February 18, 2007

Woodstock North High School

Recently opened in 2008. It's sort of a crappy school mainly because there are no traditions laid down and all the sports and fine arts opportunities/curriculums suck. We have no reputation except being the "new" school. The auditorium is rather nice though, probably the best in our district. There's only 906 people that go there but it feels super crowded. Females can't wear real shorts or tank tops because the staff feels that they will attract pedo's. unfortunately females just want to cool off. our mascot is thunder which is kind of stupid and ridiculous because we don't actually have a mascot and if we did, it would probably be something ridiculous like a guy dressed up in a thundercloud costume. our colors are teal, black, and silver which is pretty uncommon so that's good. The name of this school is so unoriginal I almost cried when they officially named it Woodstock North High School. That sounds just like Woodstock High School except they added the word north in there. very unoriginal. Our school isn't even North of the other school. So yeah. Overall a brand new school that I don't enjoy going to because there isn't a good reputation and the sports/music/art/and theater opportunities suck. If you like a new, bland school then this is the school for you.

Where do you go to high school again?

Woodstock North High School.

Oh, that new place?

yeah..

haha! your football team lost against us.... 4 times in a row!

by WNHS August 29, 2011

Woodstuck

The mindset of a Baby Boomer who cannot mentally escape his or her personal 60s life experience.

"Man, that cat's Woodstuck -- he's still listening to Vanilla Fudge every day!"

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 13, 2008

Woodstock Thompson

The Best Porn name Ever

we thought of this in church Woodstock Thompson (Good place and a last name)

by JuggaloHoimez7 June 15, 2010

Woodstick classic

The Woodstick classic is the Longest running rivalry in high school sports for these two lacrosse teams of prepy towns. Most stars of these events end up at top colleges for either lacrosse or academics (usually both). These events usually lead to parties of a life time and kids onlooking these game dream of starting for there varsity team and play in this rivalry.

The Woodstick classic parties are going to be mad lit

by Just a negro December 12, 2016

Black Woodstock

A euphemism for NBA All-Star Weekend. A celebration of a predominately African-American sport in the United States, NBA All-Star Weekend contains many activities that African-Americans enjoy. What makes the term "Woodstock" most appropriate (and ironic) is that the entertainment during NBA All-Star Weekend is the exact opposite of the 60's celebration of the same name. It is not outside, there is no rain, mud, dirty people, and camping; all things that African-American's tend to shy away from. Hence, never having a Woodstock that caters to the tastes of the African-American culture, NBA All-Star Weekend was dubbed "Black Woodstock".

Yo cuz, Kobe is throwing his first party ever at Black Woodstock this year! Gonna be hype!

by markyy23 March 5, 2011

Woodstock

1: A hippie concert

2: A yellow warbler from Peanuts

I'd never have gone to Woodstock.

Woodstock is my favorite character.

by Korora January 25, 2005