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Black Woodstock 

A euphemism for NBA All-Star Weekend. A celebration of a predominately African-American sport in the United States, NBA All-Star Weekend contains many activities that African-Americans enjoy. What makes the term "Woodstock" most appropriate (and ironic) is that the entertainment during NBA All-Star Weekend is the exact opposite of the 60's celebration of the same name. It is not outside, there is no rain, mud, dirty people, and camping; all things that African-American's tend to shy away from. Hence, never having a Woodstock that caters to the tastes of the African-American culture, NBA All-Star Weekend was dubbed "Black Woodstock".
Yo cuz, Kobe is throwing his first party ever at Black Woodstock this year! Gonna be hype!
Black Woodstock by markyy23 March 5, 2011

Woodstock 

1: A hippie concert

2: A yellow warbler from Peanuts
I'd never have gone to Woodstock.

Woodstock is my favorite character.
Woodstock by Korora January 25, 2005

Woodstock Flakes 

Woodstock Flakes or Nutritional Yeast as it is traditionally called, dates back to ancient Egypt. It is a yeast fermented on molasses. The rise in popularity in recent years in the 'hippie' community has dubbed the formally known 'Nutritional Yeast' with a new name with less nutrition in the title. Containing 200% of your daily B12 per teaspoon, Woodstock Flakes are widley known as a dietary supplement and food seasoning.
Mix in fresh juice, top a salad, in soups, to thicken gravies, on popcorn, as a cheese substitute, or anywhere you want.

"Oh man, this popcorn is bland"
"You want to sprinkle some Woodstock Flakes on it?"
"Awesome! Thats the Shizit"
Woodstock Flakes by J-Here April 21, 2010

Woodstock Dancer 

The Woodstock Dancer is an unknown man towards the beginning of the Woodstock '69 movie. He is obviously on some sort of psychedelic drug. His face cannot be seen clearly but, he does have a beard and glasses.
Man, I was just watching Woodstock. That Woodstock Dancer guy is awesome, man.

Woodstock North High School 

AP! AP! AP!
the school needs to set their priorities straight. the AP program is a joke. guidance is ordered to push as many kids into AP classes as humanely possible regardless of whether or not the student really wants to/belongs in there . also, if you wanna drop an AP class, you need to schedule a meeting with the principal. it's a last ditch effort to keep you in the class you wanna drop.

the AP program stresses the shit out of kids, and ultimately leads to less participation from the student that was assigned to an AP class against his will as his/her high school years go on.

they like to say "oh don't take 5 AP classes it's too much" but that's exactly what they want from those top students that think they're capable of keeping up with that many AP classes. no exceptions are granted to those taking 3+ AP classes - still gotta sit down with the principal, have your parents sign some bullshit, talk to the teacher who's teaching the AP class you wanna drop... it's disgusting.

the front office is full of power-hungry staff members looking to get the principal job. so much ass kissing, so many phonies, it's remarkable.

the school isn't terrible though. the staff is pretty damn good, the student body seems to gradually become more involved in school activities, there's actually some color within school walls now... outdated rules and shady politics seem to be the big issues here. so much potential, i hope it's eventually fulfilled.
you're from woodstock, right? do you go to woodstock high school?

no, i go to woodstock north high school, the one that looks like a prison.

Woodstock, Illinois 

pretty dope town. went to school here, pretty lit
“yoo bro i went to school in woodstock, illinois.”
“sick daddy.”