Ay, springes to catch woodcocks

1. A saying meaning "It doesn't take much to entice someone or something"
2. If said in a voice like that of a carton pirate it means "Aw, crap in a hat"

1. George: "Man, that fat kid sure ran after that candy bar"
Tim: "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"
2. George: "Hey, that fat kid just stole your candy bar"
Tim (spoken like a cartoon pirate): "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"

by Drew Burke March 15, 2004

Josh Woodcock

Josh woodcock was a post modern symbol of aggressive inspiration for business process automation. Josh served as President of tech start-up at DataApple.com which shook the foundations of the commercial real estate industry in 2012. Josh was able to develop information systems that automated business processes never thought possible. Most intelligent decision support systems now replicate many of the underlying technologies he initially conceived at the IT tech firm in late 2011.

I hate to say it but our systems need real Josh Woodcock. If we don't start Josh Woodcock by tomorrow we can kiss our IPO goodbye

by adjunct-precedent July 13, 2012

Woodcock

The sort of person who at a party whilst alone on a landing might flash about their small dick

"Look, that guy has a bit of a woodcock""Well at least he hasn't got it out on the landing....oh....he has"

by Bentall May 12, 2008

wordlock

That point when you chat with an asswipe and all your sentences get soiled until you run out of words.

Dude : yo wsup

Asswipe: sup

Dude : man did you watch th game yester?

Asswipe: I don't watch TV

Dude: ...

Wordlock

by F.someoneelse June 22, 2020

Woodcock

When a jewish women cant think of answer and just blurts out anything.

Laura totally woodcocked that question.

by Zeus442 November 20, 2020

harry woodcock

Large hairy curly headed jew made of wood in the cock. (aka Julian GoodJones)

Julian GoodJones from Cedar Rapids Iowa is a harry woodcock

by lickadick1232 November 29, 2011

harry woodcock

hairy hard penis, not only in the stem hairy, but thy whole object

that's a harry woodcock if i've ever seen one

by HughJanus69696969 May 19, 2019