Woodridge

Clinging futilly...desperately... PARASITICALLY to economic life on the border of "scenic" Sullivan County NY (AKA Dante Allegeri's missing Tenth Hell {look up Dante's Inferno}), Woodridge (or Da Wood) is an eerie, happy-go-undead little hovel of a few hundred people. At a happier, more prosperous point in time its inhabitants saw fit to classify their collective dwellings/buisinessess (such as they are/were) as an " incorporated village". The label stuck and was justified for a time(so I'm told), untill the local economy crashed (for reasons I won't discuss) before I was born. Not that it was a perfect place, but it had a few friendly, home-run buisinesses, visitors abound come Summertime, as well as an abundance of vision and job opportunity and a halfway decent school system. There was in my childhood (and still IS/ARE) now only THREE year-round privately owned and operated buisinesses in town (down from 7 or 8 and not including my father's), so little communal activity that when you walk down the street you think you're the only living person within a hundred miles... and good luck finding a steady job in woodridge, or (God help you) starting your own buisiness in anyththing other than cadavers/poisonous herbs/other basic components of Necromantic spells. Good. Fuckin'. Luck. Fucking cesspool.

Wangsta'- "It's hardcore up in da Wood (Woodridge) y'all!"
Me- "HAHAHAHA no."

Passerby-"Can I have the time?'
Random Woodridgian- "In exchange for ur immortal SOUL MWAHAHAHAHA!"

by Don Emmanuel February 1, 2008

woodbridge

A small town in Suffolk, England with issues. The biggest issue being the high percentage of people addicted to drugs. There is a big problem with 'Plastic Gangsters', they are on every housing estate. down every side street. they are everywhere. they sell the local addicts tiny amounts of their fix for high end prices to fund their new trainer addictions. Also, possibly one of the most boring places on earth.

Friend 1: What ever happened to 'name'?
Friend 2: I think he got Woodbridge syndrome

by markanddan April 6, 2011

ollie wooldridge

The best looking person anybody could find way better than Luke, Owen, Michael and joe

Ollie Wooldridge is the best at everything

by Better than Luke December 5, 2021

woodbridge

I'm from Woodbridge, and I have to say it's nice. However OAKVILLE (which is near Mississauge) is the most beautifulist place I've ever been too. It is the most richest place to live in Canada and in Oakville the houses are so so so so BIG!!!! I wish I lived in Oakville.

As a citizen of woodbridge, we tend to be very sheltered and think that Woodbridge is the be-all-and-end-all to Canada, however it's far from that.

by Liinnnndddaaaa January 16, 2007

Woodbridge Whistler

When you are at a house party, and go to the bathroom to shit, and use something to take some of the shit and mash it into the blow holes of the host's hairdryer. The shit dries overnight, and when the person goes to use the hairdryer the next day, the blow holes will be at least partially obstructed, thus causing the air coming out to whistle...and smell like shit. The term, and act of a, "Woodbridge Whistler" was created by a resident of Woodbridge, NJ, while at a house party on the campus of Rutgers University in 1997.

Yo, I just went to the bathroom and gave a Woodbridge Whistler to Jenny's hairdryer.

by FierceForce October 27, 2008

Megan Wooldridge

A Platinum Girl Thats From Kansas. Shes Barbie. Wavy Hair And Loves Timyy. Shes Loves It When You Call Her Platinum

Did You See Megan Wooldridge Last Night?
Yes The Platinum Got To Her!

by zack springer May 3, 2008

Woodridge schools

Woodridge schools is a small hood ass school in Cuyahoga Falls Ohio. The boys who go there are either your stuck up athletes, your drug kids, and the Ghetto kids. The girls there are your white basic bitch, your hoes, and your athletic girls. Woodridge is an interesting school, they get along with Cuyahoga Falls Schools (a little too much) but we both have a strong hate for Stow. Now in woodridge, got those daily fights, those white boys who wanna be black SO BAD. Andddd the thotsss. But the NORMAL girls there are hella fuckin fine. The athletics are AWSOME, damn, woodridge is a pretty fucked up school.

oh woodridge schools.

by skkkksksjsnusjakkajakkskzhshsb January 17, 2019