molly winkler

Bad bitch, feisty, savage, classy, huge tits, and hippo lover.

"Damn, Molly Winkler is looking fine tonight."
"Yeah, she a crazy ass though. I'd still tap."

by boujeeassbitch1 December 26, 2017

winkler

A word used by mostly 10-13 year old boys which means small penis.

"Yo Albert"
"What's up Wilson?"
"You have a small winkler"
"I'm telling on you!"

by Lastryder April 12, 2009

wonkery

Engineering for the sake of engineering.

Backbone.js can seem like pure wonkery, but it supplements the development of client side apps simply.

by inreflection February 17, 2013

Willy Wonker

The act in which one aggressively masterbates whilst viewing films starring the underground up-and-coming actor, 'Johnny Depp,' most well known for his astonishing performance as the character, 'Willy Wonka.' This term only applies when the Willy Wonking is conducted due to arousal caused by the presence of Johnny Depp. The arousal cannot be due to any outside stimulus or other aspects of the film that our messiah is starring in. If Johnny is only a side character in the film being viewed at the time, this term can still apply, so long as one acknowledges that Johnny Depp will always remain the true star in our hearts.

Joseph: I see you're still Wonking your Willy from before I left for work this morning. (Joseph leaves at 4am and came back at 10pm.)
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.

by Dawnstopper February 20, 2022

winkler

The act of staying in front of a beverage fountain while drinking a drink out of a cup, nalgina, 20oz water bottle, etc. Then when finished with the drink, you immediately re-fill your drink while standing right in front of the drink fountain. Repeat as many times as desired.

"Man look at that kid pull a winkler in front of that red beverage fountain."

by franci October 16, 2005

Henry Winkler

the Fonz

"'eyyy Mrs. C"

by elle mojo May 22, 2004

winkler

the act of licking ones asshole then when done blow on it and it will tighten and loosen and look as if it is winking at you

i decided to give my girlfreind the winkler when we had nothing to do

by camotoe May 18, 2006